Opinion

Dear U.S. News, We need to talk about your National Universities Rankings. We were getting along fine last year. We were happy placing fourth. We...
Sep 14, 11:57pm 0
Dear future housing lottery number, I’m but a lowly first-year, so I’ve only heard rumors of your notoriety. Based on what I’ve heard, your presence...
Mar 8, 3:45pm 0
Dear Facebook, I’m writing to you because, well, you’ve recently come out with yet another unwanted update. Why do you think it’s necessary to react...
Mar 1, 2:00pm 0
Dear people who practice the piano in public lounges, Yes, there is a piano here. No, we don’t want to hear you play. We get it, you love to play...
Feb 23, 4:10pm 0
English is a spiffing language. People all over the world have come to share, and furthermore revel in, the subtleties of this fine language. The...
Feb 18, 8:00am 0
Dear Dodge, First of all, why are there two of you? There was nothing worse than when I, an innocent freshman, showed up only to find a bunch of...
Feb 16, 8:00am 0
Dear big lecture classes,   I know we’ve just met, but after our first few weeks together, I just knew I had to write to you. I heard about you a...
Feb 10, 7:00am 0
Dear Super Bowl, I really don’t know much about you, nor you about me, but everyone around the country seemed to be obsessed with you. I really...
Feb 8, 9:03pm 0
I hate languages and the language requirement. You meet kids at Columbia who are taking Intermediate Russian 2, but don’t even know the difference...
Feb 2, 3:40pm 0
Dear people who think the world is flat,I have to admit, I didn’t even know that you still existed. I thought Columbus left you all in the 15th...
Feb 2, 2:52pm 0

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