vol. 11, issue 8

Thu, Nov 10, 2011, 2:39am
I’ll admit it. The word “entrepreneurship” makes me cringe a little bit.
Thu, Nov 10, 2011, 2:13am
It’s the time of the year again—the last day to decide if you will pass/fail or drop that pesky Calc class is next week on Nov. 17th, and Eyesites knows it can be a tough choice. We’ve come up with a handy checklist to help make your decision easy.
Thu, Nov 10, 2011, 1:18am
My father is an entrepreneur. As a child, when asked what my dad’s line of work was, I would make use of that word, the most mysterious in my 5th grade vocabulary. Its meaning was nearly as ambiguous to me as my conception of what my father actually did.
Thu, Nov 10, 2011, 1:14am
Probably the craziest thing I did last year was get into a black car filled with machine guns.
Thu, Nov 10, 2011, 1:04am
“No, I don’t see it as a series,” acclaimed director Ron Howard says in the final moments of Arrested Development—a surprise cameo that is a typically tongue-in-cheek move for the show he narrated through three seasons.
Thu, Nov 10, 2011, 12:54am
The lights dim. The movie begins. Two rosy-cheeked children donning candy-striped turtlenecks embark on a winding path constructed of rainbow-colored bricks.
Thu, Nov 10, 2011, 12:49am
As the 99 percent continue to chant downtown, some of New York’s most expensive restaurants have begun to adjust their prices to the economic climate.
Thu, Nov 10, 2011, 12:45am
A giant, toxic green cardboard cutout of Prell shampoo lays askew next to a white mannequin dressed in a stark black and white outfit, holding what seems like a chartreuse-colored bar of soap. To my left I spot two women with the same toxic green color smeared across their faces.
Thu, Nov 10, 2011, 12:40am
Alexandra Cohen’s resume probably does not resemble yours: she’s a 2006 Olympic Silver Medalist in figure skating, a three-time World Championship medalist, the 2003 Grand Prix Final Champion, and the 2006 U.S. Champion.

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