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vol. 11, issue 7
Thu, Nov 3, 2011, 3:38am
“No one in Times Square knows we’re coming.”
Professor Kenneth Jackson should have known that most of us hadn’t been on a bike in years, and statements like this do nothing but proliferate Clammy Palm Syndrome.
Thu, Nov 3, 2011, 1:58am
With all the newfound free time and remnants from two weeks of caffeine injections still pumping through their veins, how are Columbia students spending their nights? Productively, no doubt. Eyesites imagines a likely timeline—don’t pretend that it doesn’t sound familiar.
Thu, Nov 3, 2011, 1:47am
You are sexually/intellectually/fervently attracted to him/her. You have made eye contact/secretly read their posts on CourseWorks. Once, you talked about Antichrist/Melancholia. Last Thursday at 3 AM you awkwardly exchanged numbers at 1020/Ding Dong.
Thu, Nov 3, 2011, 1:16am
Kenneth Jackson recalls his first class bike trips in the 1970s with a certain fondness. “You and I and a dozen other people would go out on bikes and we’d ride around Manhattan. And we’d say, ‘This looks interesting!
Thu, Nov 3, 2011, 1:11am
The preview for Red State is eye-catching. Mixing powerful Christian imagery, crimes committed in the name of God, and kitschy horror undertones, it seems like a film that would pique almost anyone’s interest.
Thu, Nov 3, 2011, 1:08am
“I’m bootyful in my way, cause Arby’s makes no mistakes/I’ve got the right order, baby, I was born this weight.”
Thu, Nov 3, 2011, 1:06am
Most New Yorkers know little more about Australian and New Zealand culture than what they’ve gleaned from The Crocodile Hunter and Flight of the Concords.
Thu, Nov 3, 2011, 1:04am
In the 2009 cinematic adaptation of Stieg Larsson’s novel The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, hacker heroine Lisbeth Salander is handcuffed to a bed, gagged, and savagely raped by her legal guardian. The scene is hard to watch, and it is not the only sexually violent scene in the movie.
