Every now and then, Spec editors get sent little flyers and PR goodie packages to plug. We rarely plug them. I mean, that would mean we lacked integrity. (I mean, we’re the PrezBo-Fireside-Chat equivalent of campus publications.)
Trojan singled out Spec’s Editor-in-Chief and sent sweet EIC Caroline two huge boxes filled with prophylactics, encouraging her to “get [her] groove on.” The boxes were promptly left in the Business and Innovations office to be raided by Spec staff.
Trojan’s intentions? Idk, probably for us to tell everyone that when we weren’t writing articles, we were safely getting it on (sans STIs and zygotes). Unfortunately, no one gave Trojan the memo that we are all sexually inactive nerds who spend late night in the office, not in the boudoir. They should have sent the boxes to Beta.
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Sophia Hotung is Spectrum’s editor and a Barnard junior. She is proud that she is using her journalism skills to advocate safe sex. Reach her at firstname.lastname@example.org if you need contraception.