As we go through our days at Columbia, there are just always a few small things that we find... disproportionately irritating. So we want take this time to address this in a segment we like to call:
REALLY!?! with Claire and Jenny
Claire: I made sure to pick classes after 11:00 a.m. so I wouldn’t have to wake up at 8:35 to go to my 8:40 class, so it really sucks when you, girl from down the hall, don’t turn your alarm off at 7 a.m. every day. I mean, really? You can’t even hit snooze? Hitting the snooze button takes less effort than PrezBo trying to get to class on time in his huge-ass sedan.
Are you really just going to stroll out of your room to go shower with your alarm still on? Really? If you do it once, I understand, but three days out of the past five? Really?
Jenny: At this point, I’ve been been up for 5 hours, but I’m still somehow late for class. To the Vigilante Crossing Guard* at the intersection of 114th and Broadway: You don’t understand how many minutes jaywalking shaves off my morning sprint to Victorian Poetry from Harmony. I really don’t need you to tackle me on my way to Hamilton.
