The short and sweet edition (no, I'm not talking about dicks!)

Before we begin the fifth installment of our new sex advice column, we'd like to remind you to submit your questions to this Google form. Don't worry, it's all anonymous.

In this week's C.U. in Bed, Andrea takes on one of the most difficult tasks an advice columnist can get---not 200-word emotionally fraught questions, not troll questions about ginger roots, but incredibly short, open-ended questions. Let's see how well she takes a stab at them.

Dear Andrea,

I'm a dude. How can I find (dtf) girls at Columbia?

--- Masturbates Too Much

Dear Masturbates Too Much,

Oh, if only the world were that easy.

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