It’s late. You’re up. Hungry? It’s too late for JJ’s place, I’m not sure how far away you are from Hamdel, but... maybe you have something stashed away from the last time you made it to Ferris? In fact, you almost definitely do.
That is, if the media has anything to say about it. Columbia’s sky-high Nutella bills have recently earned some serious (and not so serious) investigative reporting about not only Nutella consumption, but also a culture of stealing.
