Have you ever gotten trapped in a serious conversation with a friend about her current guy problems? You know, the kind of conversation that involves mulling over each possible interpretation of his single-worded “lol” texts and his aversion to watching The Notebook? His excuses have seemed sketchy, their future seems bleak, and not a bone in your body can conjure up a gentle way of letting her know that her boy toy is pushing her towards the friend zone. Luckily, this week The Eye found someone who has taken the initiative to set all us ladies straight.
Bitch Are You Retarded?: Stop Being A Dumbass! Either He Loves You, He’s in Love With You, Or You’re Just Something To Do Right Now. Either Way, Learn the Difference, and When to Walk Away is not only a single title in which “bitch,” “retarded,” and “dumbass” are all directed towards the reader, but also a… shall we say… highly original dating self-help book written from a guy’s perspective.
