Illustration by Lian Plass
Now that the end of spring break has officially hurled us into the latter half of the (woefully misnamed) spring semester, the end of the 2012-2013 academic year looms big. In response, student groups are scrambling to finish their allocated budgets, graduating seniors are shuffling to find love, suit-clad juniors are falling over each other trying to find summer internships, and everyone is Tweeting, Facebooking, Instagramming, Vining, and Google+ing their Housing lottery misfortunes (jk nobody uses Google+).
In short, aside from Joe Biden (who’s still cool as a cucumber), everyone on campus is in a mad rush to get through the to-do lists we ignored while in Cancun/Puerto Rico/Punta Cana/bed/an alternate Netflix universe for the last ten days. In general, this is what Columbians now look like:
