It's late. You're up. And if you haven't notice, big holidays in several different religions happened to have similar dates: Easter, Passover, and Holi.
But I've noticed that people who celebrate one of those holidays don't know enough about the other. And people that don't celebrate either don't know much about either. That's why I've invented a new holiday that takes the best of both to teach everybody about the amazing aspects of both holidays; I call it Eassoverli! It's like Festivus, except more awesome.
Eassoverli! --- timsackton / flickr
Eassoverli is a holiday that commemorates how Moses/Jesus (hereafter known as Joses [pronounced Joe-zuss]) freed his apostles from the evil Romans by leading them out of Egypt. But sadly, later that day, Ramses Pilate II, the evil bunny king of Jerusalem, followed Joses and his chosen apostles into the Red Sea.
Ramses Pilate was able to follow them because Joses' favorite apostle, Prahlada, betrayed him and left a trail of breadcrumbs across the sea. So while Joses and his apostles were walking over the Red Sea, Ramses Pilate II snuck up behind Joses and smothered him in matzah. And the matzah was shaped like a cross.
