That's right, Ashton Kutcher, better known as that guy who tried to save "Two and a Half Men," and the Kelso to Mila's Jackie, is looking for a Columbia English major to "work closely" with him.
Well, an "English major or equivalent," since apparently an English degree is pretty much just three or more years of writing experience in college.
Thanks to UWriting, CC or LitHum, and stints at one or more of our million campus publications, most of you are probably eligible. Congratulations!
It's unclear what kind of company this will be exactly, but a "consumer-oriented technology company?" Looks like someone's been getting pretty into his method acting. Check below the jump for the full email, and don't forget to send in your résumés!
