As many of our readers may have seen, last week we composed a rather angsty yet very real evaluation of Ferris Booth Commons Dining Hall.
This week, we have decided to discuss its rival: John Jay. Prepare yourselves, the "entitled princesses" are back, and with a vengeance.
Breakfast: When it finally does open at the bright and early hour of 11 a.m., prepare yourself for an egg burrito stuffed with raw vegetables. Other than that, you can treat yourself to a bagel the size of Polyphemus and commence on your first of many froyos for the day.
But don't worry, its gets better. Prepare to encounter THE smallest and most inconvenient cups you have ever encountered.
Personally I love being scalded by hot coffee whilst stealing as many bruised apples as possible. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, am I right?