It's late. You're up.
For a day and a half, I actually let myself think that the nice weather was here to stay. And then it pulled a total Dan Brown on me. I knew the end was coming, but I was hoping against all odds that maybe, this time, I would be proved wrong. The real villain was pretending to be their friend the whole time It got cold again.
So for those of you who just spent all week planning the perfect outfit---crop top/man tank, the shortest shorts short of denim tighty-whities that you can get away with wearing, sandals, suns out, guns out, etc., etc.---you're probably a little disappointed.
It's okay. I have you covered. Here's how to keep warm in the 60-degree, partly-cloudy, invariably-windy-as-fuck weather we'll be getting Saturday morning.
Ladies.
Bikinis are probably a bad idea. Wear one of these instead. (Personally, I prefer these.)
