Once you get that Columbia University degree, it’s time to get a job. Interviewers always ask you what your weakness is. Remember: Be honest.
Suggested responses:
I often sexually harass people in the workplace.
My parents didn’t love me as a child, and as a result I never learned to trust.
I have a terrible weakness for mink.
Sleepwalking.
I once broke my ankle on a model train.
Sometimes I punch babies in the face. I guess that’s not a weakness, because I feel so powerful when I do it.
