E: Hey, what are you up to?
T: yo i’m @ a frat party!
all my bros r here. definitely come check it out. just saw a dude clear 30 straight cups in beer pong. then he claimed 2 be jesus’ son. so awesum. u?
E: I just got to this hip party in Ruggles. All those kids who smoke outside of Carman are here. So much flannel! You should come here instead... really hot girls with string headbands and bangs everywhere!
T: well, they keep the ratio here exactly 1:1. very impressive counting. come here man.
