Emmy Viewership Breakdown

A brief and very unscientific rundown of who was watching on Monday night.

People anxiously waiting to tweet/live-blog/Facebook status-update about the next “Kanye/Taylor Swift” moment—40%

“True Blood” fans who think they are more sophisticated than the tweens who love “Twilight”—15%

Yuppie douchebags who consider themselves the spiritual successors of Don Draper—15%

Supporters of the only gay sitcom on network TV: “Two and a Half Men”—12%

Eighth-graders who just discovered “Family Guy” and will spend the next five years quoting it—9%

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