With only three days of class this past weekend, students were unable to cite “five essays and 800 pages of reading” to keep them from going out. Phones all over campus recorded the evidence.
(617): The best thing about birthdays: coming home stoned and having CAKE in the fridge. Major win!
(917): If I had a little less self-respect I’d put that on texts from last night.
(310): this party is AWFUL. 1020?
(401): wsy agehad of uyo
(813): If you die in college, do you die in real life?
(201): Blue raspberry is hyperreality.
