Often, while sitting or eating or reading or pooping, we think to ourselves, “Life is sweet. I’m pretty smart, and things are generally cool.” Enlightenment? For the purposes of our discussion, yes. Sometimes, these awesome experiences are inherently related to being a Columbia student.
-You’re eating a BLT at 212 and reading Dante’s Paradiso. Creed’s “Higher” comes on the loudspeaker.
