I believe in the restorative powers of sleep, I believe in universal health care, I believe that the British hard rock band The Darkness will have a comeback, and I believe in Modern Orthodox Judaism. Modern Orthodoxy is a thoroughly traditional variant of Judaism that also aspires to engage with secular, modern life. At this moment in my existence, though, I do not adhere to the standard of observance that Orthodoxy espouses: For instance, I don’t pray, I don’t observe the Sabbath to Orthodox standards, and I don’t call my grandparents as much I should.