Surprise! Being obese is bad for you. Maybe even worse than smoking, say Columbia researcher Dr. Haomiao Jia of the Columbia Mailman School of Public Health and Dr. Erica Lubetkin of City College. And college isn't helping. According to Adrienne Wald, a Ph.D. candidate at Teachers College, "students won't live long enough to use their $100,000 education." It's around $200K, but still. Important, earth-shattering results after the jump.