Those of you, like me, who've been lucky enough to get the hell out of the tri-state area for spring break, consider yourself spared. With my toes in the Miami sand and the hot Florida sun steadily rectifying my 6-months-worth of sickly winter pallor, I was thinking of starting this post off with a hearty good morning. But a glance at what the weather's been like in the Northeast the past few days tells me that just wouldn't be fit.
