Today's headlines: A happy day for Christians, EALAC majors

While a small (very small) percentage of campus is donning their Sunday best and remembering how to say the "Our Father," the vast majority of the student population—to which "mass" is only a physics term—will wake up nursing their hangovers and get ready for another day of pretending to read in the sun. Whichever group you're in, happy Easter! Or, at least, happy Sunday!

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