New York Magazine ranked the city's neighborhoods by how much they'd like to live there, and our very own Morningside Heights made the list! At #46. Out of 50. We came in four below Chinatown and just before Roosevelt Island. How do you even get to Roosevelt Island?
But on the bright side, at least one person thinks that by 2014, Morningside will have gotten its act together! Along with Flushing and Bushwick. Right. Further embarrassment after the jump.