Yes, the sun is golden, and yes, the grass is green. But not all of Columbia can be tanning on the South Lawn and smoking hookah on the steps, right? A few of us whities manage to find reasons to stay indoors, despite what our vitamin D levels would recommend.
1. Allergies:
God makes you take the good with the bad. Get prepared to see a spike in Kleenex consumption.
2. Man boobs:
Incoming first years don’t want to see the freshman fifteen brought to life. Guys, this is one department in which the girls have us beat.
