Today is the Bacchanal Spring Concert. WHY ARE THERE NO COUNTRY SINGERS COMING? This is unacceptable.
To compensate, the entire Ivy League should go country next year. Here's who each school should host.
Brown: Sugarland. Sugarland succinctly summarized Brown's academic philosophy in "Something More": "I could work my life away but why / I got things to do before I die [...] I need a little less hard time / I need a little more bliss."
