Well, it's official, folks—the War on Fun has gone national. Apparently U.S. Attorney Dwight Holton, in a recent conversation with Reed College President Colin Diver (PrezDi?), brought up the possibility of prosecuting the school's brass for running a crack house "if the college knowingly allowed the kind of open-air drug peddling and usage around which Renn Fayre [think Bacchanal meets Burning Man] is long rumored to revolve."
Now I know what you're thinking. "But Neil, crack is so '90s. That doesn't make any sense."
