It's September. First-years all want to be on class council. Rinse and repeat. But take a look at the names of some of these parties. Maybe this is Harry Potter, and each of the seven is a Horcrux? Stay tuned for detailed analysis of this and of the forthcoming campaign posters that promise to get everyone free wireless and open the lawns 24 hours a day. For now, CCSC candidates and party names after the jump.