You're almost there Columbia—so close to the weekend you can taste it. And instead of having to pay attention to class for the first 15 minutes or even scanning the reading as your professor is walking in, just mention that today is Euripides' birthday at some point, sit back, and relax knowing you participated today. And no, it shouldn't matter that you're in African-American Literature—I'm sure Euripides is on your syllabus somewhere.
Meanwhile in today's paper:
