This is the first post in the series "My Bucket of Crap List." Check back each week as Nuriel flushes out the truth on Columbia's lavatories.
There are a number of things I need to do before I graduate. My bucket list has grown while my time has shrunk, and this year is beginning to become a mad dash of sorts to knock item after item off the list. So far, I've successfully cooked rice, visited Queens, and taken a class in the religion department.
But there's one item on my list that will be much more difficult to complete—but so much more rewarding—than any of the others. That item is a sacred mission. The mission to find the perfect bathroom on campus.