Well, I gotta add my two cents on Class Day. If you're like me, Columbia, you probably recognized about one quarter to one third of the names on the list of potential speakers. And if, like me, you Wikipedia'd the one with the funniest name (Toomas!), then you probably discovered that Barry isn't our only alum-turned President (viva Estonia!). Which got me thinking—maybe there's a way to make the best of our rule against unaffiliated Class Day speakers.
