Dear Columbia Business School students,
Word has it that you were recently called out by The Man for violating his strict code of hygiene and dress. You might think that a congratulations is on its way from us, the non-conformist liberal arts majors of Columbia College, but you would be wrong. Normally we'd be down with any activity that was a thorn in the paw of those Wall Street masters-of-the-universe types, but in this case you're kind of stealing our thunder.