This is the fifth post in the series “My Bucket of Crap List.” Check back each week as Nuriel flushes out the truth on Columbia’s lavatories.
Sometimes you just have to go. And if you're on Low Steps (or, really, anywhere in the middle of south campus) when that time comes, you're in a bind. Though today's weather makes it easy to forget, the steps are the best part of campus. But there is simply no convenient bathroom near them. Even the bathroom in Low (The Marble Palace) is a bit of a trek to find.