Crucio. So crude, but it'll spazz up your long day ahead. If you want variety, Avada Kedavra guarantees to provide a blast, although there are some other side effects (see Princeton's football team). Hell, even Levicorpus can float away the haze.
Unfortunately, most people (like you!) effing suck at magic.
Have no fear, though. We at Spectrum have scoured the world for all things cute, repulsive, and magical to jolt your wave of nauseous motion. With some kind words (and Imperio), we believe we have gathered someone foul enough to regain your senses, who's pretty good at magic, and who really doesn't mind strutting his stuff. With that being said, you (yes, you!) can judge this week's hangover cure after the jump.