The homework-sleep theorem

As we enter the final stretch before break, I think it's worthwhile to bear in mind a truth universally acknowledged: No matter how much homework we have, we never actually get enough sleep, anyway.

To investigate this phenomenon and its implications further, let's begin with three possible homework-states-of-mind:

  • "I have an unmanageable amount of work today."
  • "I have so much work today."
  • "Wait, I have, like, almost no work today."

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