Right about now, hordes of over-eager seniors will soon find out whether they can holler 'Roar, Lion Roar'. For those who were successful, welcome! For those who weren't, don't worry about it—I hear Ithaca is lovely this time of year.
So here we go 2015, time to stop trying so hard and start learning what will actually be important next year. With great joy that I won't be around to witness, I present to you: The Obnoxious Pre-Frosh's Guide to Knowing More About Columbia Than Everyone Else.
