Unless you've been living under a rock for the past week (even just for the past 24 hours) you know it's been a pretty: a) exciting b) devastating c) newsworthy d) all of the above– week for Columbia. We've got students arrested for drug charges and professors charged with incest...we live in exciting, devastating and newsworthy times, people! Except– come on, cosmos! Really? It's officially finals week. Could you cut us some slack?
