Blitz'd Thoughts: Straight A's

Last semester, 8 percent of Columbia students received a GPA of 4.0 or above. These are the quick thoughts the Spec Opinion panel provided.

Caroline Blosser: "On the 8 percent of Columbia students who are intelligent and high achieving---I'm shocked and outraged. This is really a surprise. This is also sarcasm."

Neil FitzPatrick: "In unrelated news, 92 percent of Columbia students reported increased feelings of inadequacy early this semester."

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