Columbia, you’re badass. Your professors are incestuous, and your students deal drugs out of dorms. You’re rough, tough, and no one’s going to tell you otherwise.
Fox News and HuffPo calling you a punk? Forget about them—you’re still the coolest school in the Ivy League.
Prim and proper Princeton dines in fancy eating clubs with silverware and china, Cornell milks its own cows, and Brown eats sustainably grown organic alfalfa sprouts with every meal. At Columbia we do things differently—we eat out of trucks.
