This is a post about Pi Kappa Alpha, Psi Upsilon, and AEPi losing their brownstones. But first let me tell you about some vomit.
When I woke up Friday morning and walked into a floor bathroom, the unwelcome smell of bile and the unhappy sight of someone's disgorged dinner, wrapped like a scarf around the base of one toilet, greeted me at the door. It was disgusting, and so I left. It's not my job to clean up that sort of thing. (This is going somewhere, I promise! Click through to find out what happens to the vomit!)
