It's midterms week, Columbia, which for most of us means that we're 1.) supposed to be studying right now, and 2.) have come to accept "meal" as a relative term. In light of that second point, I thought I'd take this opportunity to compose a few haiku in honor of some of Morningside's classier dining establishments.
*Disclaimer: as former Spectrum opinion blogger, longtime friend, and all-around Japanese smart dude Amin Ghadimi is always careful to point out, Americans tend to have a very wrong idea of what the real definition of haiku is. That said, for purposes of this post I'm going to cling to my ignorance, and I hope you will too.
