It's the most wonderful time of the year! Housing selection! This is the week that we've been waiting for...
So today, in honor of housing selection, I've made a brief guide to the five types of people you'll encounter in Columbia housing, based on a completely scientific survey of my own opinion:
1. The Hansel and Gretel (a.k.a., "You can locate me by following the trail of personal belongings I've strewn across the suite."): Human wrecking ball. When you live with this guy, you frequently find yourself screaming, "This is why we can't have anything nice!" Dress-upable, but not take-out-able. Considers all food in common spaces "fair game." Capable of eating an entire jar of someone else's Nutella in one sitting. Will leave dirty, empty jar on counter. Incorrigible, inscrutable, and often intolerable. Fears cleaning, organizing, learning how to use the dishwasher.
