As if it weren't already clear that the POTUS Project was dead, the White House just released Mr. Obama's speaking engagements for this graduation season. Barack's alma mater is noticeably missing from a list that includes Miami Dade College and the Coast Guard Academy. Why have we failed yet again to nab our own alumnus for commencement? Who will be the disappointing Plan-B-sorry-we-couldn't-get-who-everyone-actually-wanted speaker? And what the hell is Miami Dade College? Full announcement after the jump.
