Like massage chairs in PrezBo's mansion, they're everywhere! I'm not quite Spec's former EIC Ben Cotton, but I'll do my best to go through all of Housing's renovations.
These upgrades make ____ the shit!
Carman Hall more than any other dorm, was branded with the type of BIG WINNER STATUS that you usually only see on sketchy websites in Comic Sans that link to Tanzania. Housing is creating a new fitness room in their basement (which should be finished by the end of the semester), and all Carman floor lounges got flatscreen TVs. Considering that Carman was already the best dorm (by far), you might as well unfurl a Miami Heat banner on their roof.
