Hey, freshmen! Remember how when you were a kid, Choose Your Own Adventure books were the best? You could run from a creepy haunted house, investigate an old well, open doors and look for secrets… The possibilities were endless.
Luckily, the days of tough choices and turning pages aren’t behind you—college is like its own Chose Your Own Adventure, with every decision you make irrevocably marking the path of your future, turning the pages till the book ends and you’re looking for a job in a thankless economy.