You're in your suit. You're looking pretty swag. You've got a bunch of resumes where you somehow managed to weasel "showing up slightly hungover and letting the one driven kid do all the work" into "a proven track record of success."
But with the job market the way it is, you and everyone else looking for a job are fish in a barrel to the various employers. Fish they could shoot if they wanted to, but don't really need to because they have enough fish already and they don't care if the fish all have to go live with their parents.
So what are you to do? As Don Draper once said, "If you're a fish in a barrel and no one's shooting at you, you might as well make a drinking game out of it."
