Columbia's football home opener is this weekend at Baker Field against Albany at 12:30 p.m. You should go! Even if you're not a fan of sports and can't quite figure out the importance of a third-and-long or where the end zone is, there are still plenty of things you can do!
1) Pregame like a pro. Nothing better than getting your drink on at 11 a.m. Apparently, we have some generational catching up to do. Your friends will totally love the "ogmf footabll so mchu fnu guzys!" texts they get.
2) Count the number of other fans present in the stands. When you're done one minute into the game... do it again. And again.
3) Raise a red flag and force everyone to immediately get off the field until you replace it with a green one.
