“F, press F!”
“No, no, D’s where you should go. D!”
I have no idea who these kids yelling behind me are, but I’m looking to survive, and I’m dangling from a golden ring on a cliff face, and the water’s rising below me, and so I decide to take a leap of faith and trust the last yeller and stick my leg out and press my foot down, and I look up and …
Game Over. My pixelated avatar falls. Should’ve gone for F.
