Thumbs down: Abduction, a new thriller starring teen idol Taylor Lautner, bombs royally. Once again, the young actor is upstaged by his own abs. Regardless, Lautner makes awkward appearances on Conan and Letterman.
Thumbs up: 50/50, starring campus favorite Joseph Gordon-Levitt, opens to critical acclaim. His shaved head is rivaled in allure only by Natalie Portman's in V for Vendetta.
