1. You still haven’t seen the end because when you were four you ran out of the theater screaming and crying after the stampede scene. Hopefully, like wisdom, bravery comes with age.
2. You’ll (finally) be able to fully pick out all of the “Hamlet” references, as well as the (alleged) racist, sexist, and homophobic overtones. Or, you know, just ignore that and keep on singing along to “The Circle of Life.”
