To all my ladies (and men) all across the world

Hey! Haven’t talked to you guys in a while. Probably has something to do with that whole time difference thing. Because while you are wandering the winding hills of Tuscany or hiking the Great Wall of China, I’m getting my few allotted hours of beauty sleep.

But there’s this great thing called the Internet, and I’ve found stalking your albums and status updates has kept me up to speed with your bustling international life. It’s added a certain je ne sais quoi to my news feed. And may I say you have never looked as fine as you did dancing on top of that table with the costumed Germans at Oktoberfest.

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